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fiancee names
A man's fiancee said to him, “Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names”. He asked her, “So what do u want to be calling me?” She said, “I’ll be calling u TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “Coz u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”. She then asked him, “What will u be calling me?” The man said, “Zebra” The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?” “Because of ur STRETCH MARKS” ......(READ MORE STORIES)
A NURSERY GIRL
A nursery two girl asked her teacher,"Ma,can my Mum get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your mum?" The girl said,"she is forty yrs old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." The girl asked again,"can my sister get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your sister?" She replied,"she is nineteen years old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." She then finally asked,"can I get pregnant?" The teacher replied,"u are just five yrs old,so,u can't get pregnant." The boy behind him,her classmate,poked her and said,"I told u,we have nothing to worry about.". ..READ MORE STORIES