fiancee names

A man's fiancee said to him,
“Now that we are engaged, we should start
calling
each other pet names”.
He asked her,
“So what do u want to be calling me?”
She said,
“I’ll be calling u TIGER”.
“Why?” he asked.
“Coz u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong,
calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”.
She then asked him,
“What will u be calling me?”
The man said,
“Zebra”
The lady still smiling seductively,
“Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose
such a lovely name?”
“Because of ur STRETCH MARKS”......(READ MORE STORIES)